He seduced a nun. I mean, come on. A nun. If he can do that, he can seduce anyone. Lock up your women! I’d put money on you not being able to do that.
He can steal anything. Not just most things, from most places. When we say anything, we mean anything from anywhere, at any time, no matter how you lock it up/hide it/nail it down. Heck, if you nail it down, he’ll steal the nails too.
Somehow, he makes that armour look good. I mean, seriously, not everyone can wear that and get away without some funny looks, but hey, he does it. You can’t.
He wore pink before men wearing pink was cool. You didn’t as soon as you were old enough to pick your own clothes.
Unlike you, Remy can wear gloves and a trench in the middle of a New Orleans summer, and not even break a sweat. Even we don’t know how he manages this one.
Remy had been able to defeat both Wolverine and Sabertooth. Sure, it took some trickery to defeat them, but he still did it. Please do not let your ego stand up and say, ‘hey, I could so do that.’ Because you can’t.
He can look Mr. Sinister in the face without rolling around on the floor laughing. Sure, most of the other X-characters can do this too, but this page is about Remy. I mean, seriously, if you came face to face with Sinister, you’d laugh.
Remy can blow stuff up. I guess this one should be pretty obvious, but the fact is, it comes in handy for so many other things. You can’t light a cigarette by touching it, generate your own light source or detonate whatever comes to hand should you run out of weapons. Sure, you can set of a firework, but can you do it just by touching it? No.
Somehow, talk his way out of anything. He talked a police officer into letting him go, AFTER she’d cuffed him. Even if he can’t talk his way through, around or out of a situation, he can still come up with smarter quips than you can when he’s in it.
Remy kicks ass. Not only is he sexy and cool, but he can also take on any number of opponents, at any time, and still come out looking sexy and cool at the end. You’d just look like an extra from a disaster movie.
He survived in Antarctica. Shirtless, unprotected and in the middle of nowhere. I doubt you could survive out there alone even with all the gear. So, he had a little help from a green glowing entity, and New Sun. So what. He still survived. He survived New Sun too.
He was somehow able to date Rogue and survive for ten years. Don’t give me any bull about her not being all that bad. She’d have killed you years ago.
He can make stubble sexy. Anyone else with stubble, its vile, but somehow he makes it work.
Somehow, despite the fact that he is a career criminal, he’s a good guy. Not only that, but he manages to convince people of that, on a regular basis. Now, come on. Tell me it would work for you:
“So, what do you do?”
“’m a t’ief. One of de good guys though.”
“Oh. Well, that’s ok then.”
He can kick telepaths out of his head. When Psylocke was poking around in there, he snuck up behind her and threw her straight out. If she’d been rooting through your head, you’d be a pile of goop by now. Nope. Not Remy.
He can speak at lease two languages. Ok, so sure, pretty cool. Some of you can probably do that. What you can’t do however, is change your accent depending upon the situation. Remy can, and unlike you, its convincing enough that people don’t look at him funny and then ask where he comes from.